Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Admit it . . . This Would Be Worth Going To Jail For

Factoid: 80% of women wear the wrong size bra.

Here are five (5) signs the bra’s not right and suggestions for how to correct it.

  1. Spillage If your breasts spill over the top or sides of your bra, increase the band and/or cup size.
     
  2. Puckering If cups wrinkle or pucker, choose a smaller size.
     
  3. Riding up A bra should fit snugly. If it creeps up in the back, trade it in for one with a tighter band.
     
  4. Jutting The underwire isn’t flush against your rib cage; it should be.
     
  5. Grooves If straps dig into your flesh, try a style with wider straps or a different cup size — either bigger or smaller.

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Fun Challenge Of The Day:
(be sure to post comment about your experience) Work the phrase "you can’t motor boat a personality" into conversation.
Motor boat: to place one’s face between two lovely breasts and shake your head from left to right in a rapid motion while making the sound of a motor boat in water.

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Admit It… You'd Go To Jail For An Hour With This

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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Chipmunk goes all the way IN!

So SBTV.co.uk have a section called F64 (Fresh 64 bars) and this episode is Chipmunk’s turn to deliver.

Chip does not disappoint. He has experienced a backlash from the grime scene (fans and artists) because of his commercial success; but he is too focussed to care as he hands out some laid back lyrical slaughter. With class (no names mentioned).

This gets the FRESH stamp of approval, we like.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Sexy Tasha Ford showing her figure

Just realised that I haven’t really had any black girls on my blog, time to rectify this awful mistake, so many gorgeous girls out there but Tasha Ford will be my first one. Enjoy.

Check out her website: http://www.tashaford.com/

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Naked = Equal

Would the removal of clothing help create equality? Everyone is naked, everyone is who they are born to be, no hiding, no falsities, just equal….

Does me wearing me £80 Diesel Jeans, £30 Firetrap T-Shirt, £140 Full Circle coat and £35 FCUK scarf make me better than someone in trackies? Appearance wise yes, but is Jesus wore trackies next to me he’d still be ‘great’ right??

My point is clothing is false, remove these are we are no longer appearance judged we are characterised by who we are and what features we bring no the table and no our artificially enhanced appearance.

So I suggest naked thursdays, make it world wide, create equality. Reckon it will catch on?

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Model Citizen: Milla Jovovich

Spark up the candles (or, you know, whatever you spark on birthdays) and get ready to sing a happy 34th go-round on this earth with lots of good wishes and eskimo kisses to the lovely and talented Milla Jovovich! One of my favorite Model Citizens, mothers, and all-around good-time gals. Keep on rocking in the free world, kiddo.


High Times, October 1994.

It’s your birthday; do what feels right!


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And we should really all say thank you to Milla for the memories. I mean, you do not even know how grateful I am for the huge folder on my computer, chock-full of amazing pictures of the girl. It took me ages to pick the right ones for this post.


by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Italia, July 2009.

Besides screencaps from films like Dazed and Confused, the Fifth Element, Joan of Arc, and the Resident Evil flicks, I had to decide between photographs from devil-horned shoots with Ellen von Unwerth, topless shenanigans by David La Chapelle, that phatty spread in High Times, even … it was truly a challenge.


Paper magazine, 1994.

Man, this girl has given me some smiles over the years. Do your thing, chicken wing. Haters to the left! You keep on keepin’ on.


by the notorious EVU, 1997

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

You Dirty Rat!

I wanted to make a clean break!

OK, here’s the thing dumbass Texas robber, you do not and I repeat do not, break into someones house and then strip off and have a bath in their tub! Firstly you could get Tinea  and secondly the police are going to have to drag your naked ass out of it and arrest you.

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